obscenity!

i don't mean to start this blog on a negative, bitchy note, but....

see, i used to work out, and before that, i didn't work out. the working out lasted roughly six months before it teetered off - yet again. i've decided to quit being lazy and get my ass back into the gym, which is exactly what i did this morning. i have a thing for spin class - if there is a muscly african american man teaching it, sign me up. spin must consist of hardcore rap music and ample upper body work for me to be happy. this morning it did; although the pushups were not as cool and graceful at 6 a.m. unforch.

this morning, a woman i'd seen before in my saturday spin class was in attendance. last time, i kept zoning in on her suprisingly jiggly butt completely encasing the seat - it's clear she's an expert - she has the shoes that snap onto the bike - i'm not judging. anyway, this time, she came in with a see through white tshirt, shorts, socks pulled up to her knees and a dark blue push up bra. i get it, smaller breasted women might think it's appropriate to just wear their bra to the gym as there may not be much movement.

i, on the other hand, was not blessed with smaller boobs, so mine are strapped in with a heavy duty nike fit bra that squeezes me down to what looks like a pancaked b-cup.

we were about 30 minutes in to straight sprints. she's on the front row right in front of our awesome teacher (who i may now prefer to the other dude, but it's up in the air), so i couldn't help but notice when her boobs were flopping all over the room and in the middle of her now soaking wet tshirt is her bright blue pushup bra.

what. the. eff?

it was obscene. it's a 5:45 class. it's not like she forgot to pack her sports bra in her gym bag, and whoops! she's forced to wear her very sexy push up. she woke up, put on her push up bra and came to spin. i suppose she could have been on a walk of shame of sorts, but if you've planned enough to pack your tshirt, shorts and knee socks, you've probably got time to think of the sports bra. i'm just sayin'.