sorry - i have nothing to blog about. life is moving at warp speed right now, and every time i sit to write, i'm interrupted and lose my train of thought.
you guys can proof the letter i'm finally sending to the vent column in my local newspaper...
dear henry county,
i want to thank the local law enforcement for the complete display this morning while attending to a three car fender bender on the only road leading to the interstate. trust i'm battling my inside "warm & fuzzies" knowing you would bring out the big guns for my stupidity in the form of three police cars, the biggest fire truck ever, an ambulance and giant orange cone castle. however, today was the day that i was smart and didn't get into a fender bender. nonetheless, i had to wait in the line of geriatrics and rubber neckers to make it by the display of lights from what had to be 1/3 of your on-duty staff of officers! my question today is this, do you think you could spare one of your policemen to give me a blue light escort through the god-forsaken traffic that comes here to die? i swear on everything that is holy, this traffic is going to make me kick a kitten.
for the love of god, build a bypass.
best,
ltj
p.s. this exact letter isn't going - but it sure feels good to let it out...
2 comments:
Aren't open letters grand?
hahahahah
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